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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
First, there was laundry.
When i walked in to Carl's yesterday, it was everywhere. He greeted me with the news that he wasn't going to work as he had an appointment, and he was trying to tidy up in his own fashion as he's supposed to do that before i arrive. Better late than never and i give him an A for effort.
Three times i had started putting items where i needed them so i could get the laundry sorted and begin the process of digging out, and 3 times he grabbed those things and tried to put them somewhere else. That's when i told him he'd done quite well, and he could go rest now. He was at once relieved and took himself to the sleep chair in the other room.
It lasted five minutes. "My teeth are furry," he mumbled, brushing past me to get to the sink. Speaking of which, his mother wants his toothbrush and paste in the bathroom, but he uses them in the kitchen area of his apartment/room. Guess where they end up most of the time?
He then started asking me about the difference between ants and termites. Further investigation revealed he wanted to know because he has ant bait out, and he's seeing bugs anyway. Even further investigation showed why.
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| on top of the fridge |
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| not zipped |
As i tried to explain to him, covering the dirty spoon on top of the fridge with a napkin doesn't prevent ants from finding it, nor does putting crackers in a zip bag in the cabinet and then not zipping it.
He headed back off to the sleep chair -- for a while. He came back, "I need my Olive Garden card, I'm hungry." We searched for the card, finally finding it loose in the bottom of the basket where all of his gift cards are sorted in zip bags. As i told him the place wasn't open yet to take orders, he said, "Some places take orders ahead and deliver after they're open!" He then went back to the chair and slept a while.
Something in his room always catches me and makes me smile and shake my head, and this time it was this.
A cap from a refillable bottle with tape all around it, stuck to the counter next to the kitchen sink. When i opened the fridge i found this.
A refillable bottle with water in it and no cap.
The cap doesn't fit the water bottle, thus he went and dug out the tape, and then didn't use the cap because it made the bottle too tall to fit in the fridge.
When he next appeared, after i'd gotten the final load into the washer, he said, "Shower!" His towels and washcloths being in the washer, i got spares from the hall closet and made the bed, planning to get the bathroom clean when he was done. He showered, dressed, brushed his teeth again, went to the kitchen for toast while he placed his order at Olive Garden. Then he decided he needed to nap more, so he changed back into his pajamas.
He'd gotten the shirt he'd only worn for those few minutes dirty, and generated even more laundry with the items he'd been sleeping in before as well as the pillowcases. Fourth load, here we go, but i left it for him to put in the dryer, and warned Ms. V to check that he did it.
But wait, there's more!
Next, it was off to Ms. JAI. Usually her place is pretty routine, but not yesterday.
"I fell trying to get down on my prayer kneeler, and while I was down there, I tried to get under that table in the corner and see if my lamp is still plugged in, it stopped working, but I couldn't get to it. Could you get under there and see if it's unplugged?"
Of course i can climb under furniture, so i did, and found dust and a spider web and crumbs and a plugged in lamp.
"Oh, shoot!" she said. "That means the bulb is burned out. Wait, don't climb back out, I'm going to get the hand vacuum so you can clean while you're under there."
Cleaning done, i wiggled my way back out and we had a confabulation about how we were going to get to the very tall floor lamp in the corner behind the table and change its bulb. In a bid to solve the problem most easily, i simply grabbed the table and gently pulled, and she grabbed a corner and pulled, and we got it far enough out that i was able to squeeze partway behind the table, reach back, tilt the lamp forward and get the bulb out.
"Hold it there while I go get another bulb!"
Crammed in the tiny space, i held the lamp at an angle until she could get a bulb, which i installed but it still didn't work.
"What could be wrong with it?" she asked. Then, "Oh, no! I'm using the wrong remote control for that lamp! Let me go see if I can find the right one."
She returned with the other, and it turned the lamp on, and she said, "I guess it didn't need a bulb after all," as we slid the table back into place.
Off to my usual work i went, only to be interrupted a couple of times for small things she needed done that take little time but she simply can't do herself any longer -- and i think at age 86 she shouldn't have to anyway.
When i was almost done, at the finish line so to speak, she said, "Can you take the hand vacuum out, and the filter from the regular vacuum, and go find the shop vacuum and give them both a good cleaning?"
Naturally i can do that, so she followed me out to the shop and turned on the shop vac. The dust from the exhaust area of the vac was almost overwhelming. When i asked what was wrong, she said, "I don't know, I used it the other day and I didn't notice all this, but of course I was outside with it."
Opening the shop vac, i found that the filter bag was so old it no longer stayed attached around the motor as the elastic that holds it was dry rotted. She still wanted the hand vac and the filter cleaned, so i took everything outdoors to prevent myself from choking on all the dust i knew it would create, cleaned it all as quickly as i could, emptied the shop vac into the garbage bag, and told her to go get a new filter bag for it before it got ruined.
"I'm sorry I kept you so much longer today," she said as i was leaving. "It's just things build up so between your visits and I really wanted some of this done."
Then i reminded her that i used to come every two weeks instead of only once a month and told her i could do that again if she needed me.
"No," she responded, "when you come it cramps my style because I have to tidy up before you get here!"
Yes, i still hugged her good-bye, she's a hoot even if i do "cramp her style."
How about some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful day, everyone!
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Today is:
Aldersgate Day -- Methodism
Battle of Pichincha Day -- Ecuador
Bermuda Day -- Bermuda
Brooklyn Bridge Day -- the most often sold bridge in the US (or so i've been told) opened on this day in 1883
Brother's Day -- celebrate all forms of brotherhood, biological, adopted, fraternity brothers, or members of your labor union
Day for the Naming of Rocks and Planets -- Fairy Calendar
European Day of Parks -- Europe
Feast of Hermes Trismegistus -- Hellenistic Egyptian Calendar (thrice-blessed Hermes, patron of alchemy, date approximate)
Independence Day -- Eritrea(1993)
International Tiara Day -- ladies, celebrate your powers of leadership in your life; tiara wearing is optional, it's the fact that you rule that matters
La Fete des Saintes Maries -- Les-Saintes-Maries-de-la-Mer, France (Roma [gypsy] festival, to honor St. Sara, St. Marie Jacobe, and St. Marie Salome, their patrons; through the 25th)
Little Lamb Day -- publication anniversary, in 1830, of the original poem "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Lubiri Memorial Day -- Buganda Region, Uganda
Morse Code Day -- anniversary of Morse's first message in 1844 (Morse Code Day is also celebrated on his birth anniversary, April 27)
National Escargot Day
Sara-la-Kali -- St. Sara, or St. Sara the Black's Day -- patron of the Roma (Gypsy) Peoples (pilgrimage)
Sts. Cyril and Methodius's Day (Orthodox Church celebration; Patrons of Macedonia) related observances
Bulgarian Education and Culture and Slavonic Literature Day -- Bulgaria
Slavonic Enlighteners' Day -- Republic of Macedonia
St. Susanna's Day (Patron of martyrs)
Birthdays Today:
Billy Gilman, 1988
Alyson Hannigan, 1974
Joe Dumars, 1963
Kristin Scott Thomas, 1960
Rosanne Cash, 1955
Alfred Molina, 1953
Jim Broadbent, 1949
Priscilla Beaulieu Presley, 1945
Patti LaBelle, 1944
Gary Burghoff, 1943
Bob Dylan, 1941
Tommy Chong, 1938
Lilli Palmer, 1914
"Engineer Bill" Stulla, 1911
Samuel I. Newhouse, 1895
Lillian Moller Gilbreth, 1878
Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom, 1819
Emanuel Leutze, 1816
Abraham Geiger, 1810
Gabriel Fahrenheit, 1686
Debuting/Premiering Today:
Spy Hard(Film), 1996
Indiana Jones and Last Crusade(Film), 1989
View to a Kill(film), 1985
"Jumpin' Jack Flash"(Single release), 1968
"Mame"(Musical), 1966
"Le roi l'a Dit / The King Has Spoken"(Opera), 1873
Today in History:
The Fifth Crusade leaves Acre for Egypt, 1218
Peter Minuit buys Manhattan, 1626
The English Parliament passes the Act of Toleration protecting Protestants; Roman Catholics are intentionally excluded, 1689
John Wesley is converted, essentially launching the Methodist movement; the day is celebrated annually by Methodists as Aldersgate Day, 1738
Antonio José de Sucre secures the independence of the Presidency of Quito, 1822
"Mary Had a Little Lamb" by Sarah Josepha Hale is published, 1830
The first passenger rail service in US, from Baltimore to Elliots Mill, Maryland, begins, 1830
Samuel FB Morse taps out the first telegraph message, "What hath God wrought", 1844
The Brooklyn Bridge in New York City is opened to traffic after 14 years of construction, 1883
The United Kingdom annexes the Orange Free State, 1900
Amy Johnson lands in Darwin, Northern Territory, becoming the first woman to fly from England to Australia (she left on May 5 for the 11,000 mile flight), 1930
Igor Sikorsky performs the first successful single-rotor helicopter flight, 1940
Conclusion of the Sixth Buddhist Council on Vesak Day, marking the 2,500 year anniversary after the Lord Buddha's Parinibbana, 1956
Cyprus enters the Council of Europe, 1961
FLQ separatists bomb the U.S. consulate in Quebec City, 1968
The drilling of the Kola Superdeep Borehole begins in the Soviet Union, 1970
The International Court of Justice calls for the release of United States embassy hostages in Tehran, Iran, 1980
Eritrea gains its independence from Ethiopia, 1991
Israel conducts Operation Solomon, evacuating Ethiopian Jews to Israel, 1991
15-year-old Sherpa Temba Tsheri becomes the youngest person to climb to the top of Mount Everest, 2001
North Korea bans mobile phones, 2004
London's Metropolitan police remove belongings and sleeping bags of homeless people as part of 'a policy of reducing the impact of rough sleepers on the community', 2013
Kaduna state in Nigeria declares a state of emergency as a moth has destroyed 80% of the tomato crops and factories are shutting down, 2016
The world's largest cat-proof fence (44km) completed at Newhaven Wildlife Sanctuary, central Australia to protect endangered species, 2018
Millions of 17-year cicadas emerge in the US South, posing crop danger and noise issues, 2020
A constitutional crisis deepens in Samoa after the Speaker of the House shuts out Fiame Naomi Mata’afa from being sworn in as the country's first female leader in 56 years, 2021